Total Medals Earned: 259 (From 61 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,455 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (200/500 points)
Medals Earned: 8/16 (250/495 points)
Medals Earned: 1/26 (10/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 19/20 (495/500 points)
Medals Earned: 5/9 (135/335 points)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (150/150 points)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/150 points)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (75/75 points)
Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/220 points)
Complete the main game.
Buy all of the upgrades.
Have more than 20 arrows on screen at once.
Kill the final boss in under 20 seconds.
Kill each type of Dinosaur at least once.
Best your friend.
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
150 Kills in a match
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Complete Wave 1.
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Find the hidden button
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Simply beat Normal Mode to complete!
Earn 225,000 points in Survival Mode.
Mindchamber survives the battle
Support Pico Day
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Evade "A" freezing death
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Gigantor survives the battle
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeat Kevin Bacon
Beat the game in under 100 seconds
Find the wings.
Slay five darklings.
Complete the game.
Turn off the rain.
Unlock all boxes and switches.
Find all of the mushrooms.
Earn more than 35,000 points.
